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A year after Tino, could Cebu face another extreme rainfall disaster?

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·4 Nov, 12:00 am
A year after Tino, could Cebu face another extreme rainfall disaster? — Philippines
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LAPU-LAPU CITY, Cebu — Record-breaking rainfall. When Typhoon Tino (international name: Kalmaegi) swept through Cebu in November 2025, torrential rains triggered widespread flooding that inundated communities, damaged homes, and claimed lives. Nearly a year later, the disaster remains a fresh memory for residents who witnessed floodwaters rise rapidly, sweeping through low-lying communities and leaving destruction […]... Keep on reading: A year after Tino, could Cebu face another extreme rainfall disaster?

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