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Junk shop workers find suspected explosive in Sultan Kudarat

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·4 Nov, 12:10 am
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KORONADAL CITY — Police are investigating the discovery of a suspected improvised explosive fashioned from a rocket-propelled grenade (RPG) among scrap metal delivered to a junk shop in Tacurong City, Sultan Kudarat, on Tuesday afternoon, Nov. 3. Police said a concerned citizen reported the discovery at about 2:30 p.m. at Quatro Scrap Metal Trading in Purok Saranay, Barangay San Pablo. Responding police officers and an investigator immediately went to the junk shop and confirmed the presence of what appeared to be a component of an explosive device. READ: IED blast rocks Sultan Kudarat anew Initial investigation showed that Jomar Pangelamen Galay, […]... Keep on reading: Junk shop workers find suspected explosive in Sultan Kudarat

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