The Straight Version
MANILA, Philippines — The northeast monsoon or amihan and easterlies will bring rain to parts of Luzon, while the rest of the country will experience hot and fair weather, the state weather bureau said Wednesday. In its 5 a.m. weather forecast, the Philippine Atmospheric, Geophysical, and Astronomical Services Administration (Pagasa) said the northeast monsoon will prevail over Northern Luzon, while the easterlies, or warm winds coming from the Pacific Ocean, will mostly affect the southern portion of Luzon. READ: Cloudy Wednesday, rain showers expected due to ‘amihan’, easterlies “In Luzon, easterlies will bring scattered rain showers to Quezon, Camarines Sur, Camarines […]... Keep on reading: Amihan, easterlies to bring rain to parts of Luzon on Nov. 4
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