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Agusan del Sur logs 20 dengue deaths as infections keep rising

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·5 Nov, 02:42 pm
Agusan del Sur logs 20 dengue deaths as infections keep rising — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Agusan del Sur spikes 20 dengue deaths amid rising cases.

The UNHINGED Take

Mosquitoes got a death row appointment, while local gov's broken promises are the real vector.

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The Bottom Line

CIRCUIT BREAKER / 10

Mosquitoes got a death row appointment, while local gov's broken promises are the real vector.

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Mosquitoes got a death row appointment, while local gov's broken promises are the real vector. CIRCUIT BREAKER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/agusan-del-sur-logs-20-dengue-deaths-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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