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Filipino American lawmakers secure reelection in Southern states

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·5 Nov, 03:00 pm
Filipino American lawmakers secure reelection in Southern states — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Filipino American lawmakers Marvin Lim and Justin Jones won reelection unopposed in Georgia and Tennessee.

The UNHINGED Take

Lim’s unopposed gash proves the South’s racial stall; Jones keeps Tennessee squatting on Filipino privilege, burning down Uncle Sam’s land.

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BRAIN GUNS / 10

Lim’s unopposed gash proves the South’s racial stall; Jones keeps Tennessee squatting on Filipino privilege, burning down Uncle Sam’s land.

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Lim’s unopposed gash proves the South’s racial stall; Jones keeps Tennessee squatting on Filipino privilege, burning down Uncle Sam’s land. BRAIN GUNS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/filipino-american-lawmakers-secure-reelection-in-southern-states #NZElection2026 #Unh

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