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Balanga’s mangroves natural shield vs floods, lifeline for fisherfolks

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·5 Nov, 03:36 pm
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MANILA, Philippines — For years, coastal communities in Balanga City lived with a growing sense of uncertainty. Floodwaters regularly threatened homes and fishponds during high tide, especially when accompanied by strong winds and storms. At the same time, fish catches declined as mangrove forests that once protected the coastline were cut down and degraded, making it harder for fishing families to earn a living. Among those who witnessed these changes firsthand was Jaime Buenaventura, Chair of the City Fishery and Aquatic Resources Management Council (CFARMC). “Noon, maraming nangangahoy at pumuputol ng mga bakhawan sa aming lugar. Kaya tuwing high tide, nagiging […]... Keep on reading: Balanga’s mangroves natural shield vs floods, lifeline for fisherfolks

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