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Animal welfare bill gets renewed support after Bulacan dumping incident

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·1 Nov, 10:32 am
Animal welfare bill gets renewed support after Bulacan dumping incident — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Rep. Percival Cendaña pushed for stricter animal welfare laws after 29 dead pets were dumped in Bulacan.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine waiting for a literal pet morgue in Bulacan just to finally pretend your rotting Animal Welfare Act is worth the paper it is printed on. Typical reactive garbage from our glorious clowns.

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The Bottom Line

PATHETIC THEATRICAL DISASTER / 10

Imagine waiting for a literal pet morgue in Bulacan just to finally pretend your rotting Animal Welfare Act is worth the paper it is printed on.

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Imagine waiting for a literal pet morgue in Bulacan just to finally pretend your rotting Animal Welfare Act is worth the paper it is printed on. PATHETIC THEATRICAL DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/animal-welfare-bill-gets-renewed-support-after-bulacan #NZElec

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