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Aquino family, visitors remember Ninoy, Cory, Noynoy on All Souls’ Day

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·2 Nov, 05:39 am
Aquino family, visitors remember Ninoy, Cory, Noynoy on All Souls’ Day — Philippines
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The Straight Version

MANILA, Philippines — Members of the Aquino family and other Filipinos visited the Aquino family mausoleum at the Manila Memorial Park in Parañaque City on Monday, All Souls’ Day. Civil society leader Kiko Aquino Dee, with his parents, Viel Aquino Dee and Richard Dee, lit yellow candles and offered prayers at the mausoleum to remember the late former senator Benigno “Ninoy” Aquino Jr., and former presidents Corazon “Cory” Aquino and Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino III. In an interview with the Inquirer, Kiko thanked Filipinos who took time to visit and remember his relatives. “Alam po namin na mahalagang panahon po yung Undas […]... Keep on reading: Aquino family, visitors remember Ninoy, Cory, Noynoy on All Souls’ Day

The UNHINGED Take

"Aquino family, visitors remember Ninoy, Cory, Noynoy on All Souls’ Day" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Aquino family, visitors remember Ninoy, Cory, Noynoy on All Souls’ Day" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Aquino family, visitors remember Ninoy, Cory, Noynoy on All Souls’ Day" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/aquino-family-visitors-remember-ninoy-cory-noynoy-on #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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