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Asian property firms shift from owning more to earning more

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·30 Oct, 12:28 pm
Asian property firms shift from owning more to earning more — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Asian property firms are selling mature assets to fund new investments and boost recurring income through capital recycling.

The UNHINGED Take

Property giants are finally admitting their portfolios are just glorified hot potatoes. They are dumping the trash onto REITs just to keep the management fees flowing while the bubble slowly deflates.

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The Bottom Line

PONZI SCHEME ENERGY / 10

Property giants are finally admitting their portfolios are just glorified hot potatoes.

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