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Bacoor City eyeing waste-to-energy technology amid garbage problem

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·5 Nov, 09:44 am
Bacoor City eyeing waste-to-energy technology amid garbage problem — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Bacoor City is pushing for waste-to-energy technology to address its daily generation of 533,622 kilograms of trash.

The UNHINGED Take

Strike Revilla is trying to turn a city-wide landfill catastrophe into an energy source because apparently, even the stench of his incompetence needs to be monetized for the grid.

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The Bottom Line

TOXIC WASTE CLOWN / 10

Strike Revilla is trying to turn a city-wide landfill catastrophe into an energy source because apparently, even the stench of his incompetence needs to be monetized for the grid.

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Strike Revilla is trying to turn a city-wide landfill catastrophe into an energy source because apparently, even the stench of his incompetence needs to be monetized for the grid. TOXIC WASTE CLOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/bacoor-city-eyeing-waste-to-energy-tec

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