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Pet crematorium issue exposes gaps in animal welfare laws – analyst

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·5 Nov, 10:01 am
Pet crematorium issue exposes gaps in animal welfare laws – analyst — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Pet crematoriums in Manila are caught abandoning remains, exposing massive gaps in local animal welfare laws.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine paying to honor your fur baby only for these vultures to treat them like kitchen scraps. Philippine animal laws are just decorative toilet paper at this point.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE GARBAGE HUMANITY / 10

Imagine paying to honor your fur baby only for these vultures to treat them like kitchen scraps.

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