The Straight Version
Unilab ranked as the top ASEAN employer in TIME’s 2027 Asia-Pacific list, beating Ayala and San Miguel Corp.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being the most trusted pharma giant just to win a meaningless corporate participation trophy from a dying print magazine. The Campos empire clearly bought some good PR to distract from the overpriced meds.
The Bottom Line
CORPORATE CIRCUS CLOWN / 10
Imagine being the most trusted pharma giant just to win a meaningless corporate participation trophy from a dying print magazine.
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