The Straight Version
Canva is firing 1,271 employees, cutting 22 percent of its workforce due to slowing growth.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine making a billion-dollar design empire just to dump a thousand people like trash because your growth chart had a slight hiccup. Truly peak corporate greed disguised as innovation.
The Bottom Line
CORPORATE SOULLESS GARBAGE / 10
Imagine making a billion-dollar design empire just to dump a thousand people like trash because your growth chart had a slight hiccup.
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Imagine making a billion-dollar design empire just to dump a thousand people like trash because your growth chart had a slight hiccup. CORPORATE SOULLESS GARBAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/canva-dismissing-over-1-000-workers #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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