The Straight Version
MANILA, Philippines — Another member of the Ang family is stepping into the boardroom. Jacob Paolo Ang, son of San Miguel Corp. (SMC) chair and CEO Ramon Ang, has secured a seat on the board of Ginebra San Miguel Inc., adding another corporate role to his growing portfolio. In a disclosure on Wednesday, the liquor maker […]... Keep on reading: BIZ BUZZ: A new Ang at Ginebra
The UNHINGED Take
"BIZ BUZZ: A new Ang at Ginebra" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"BIZ BUZZ: A new Ang at Ginebra" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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