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‘Finally’: Exporters cheer Manila port clearing

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·4 Nov, 06:28 pm
‘Finally’: Exporters cheer Manila port clearing — Philippines
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The Straight Version

MANILA, Philippines — An umbrella group of Philippine exporters expects smoother cargo movement at Manila’s ports following a government commitment to clear 1,000 aging containers ahead of the holiday shipping rush. The clearing operation is expected to be completed within two weeks and will involve repositioning empty containers to Subic and Batangas to help free up […]... Keep on reading: ‘Finally’: Exporters cheer Manila port clearing

The UNHINGED Take

Look at ‘Finally’ speedrunning total brain death: "‘Finally’: Exporters cheer Manila port clearing". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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