The Straight Version
MANILA, Philippines — The Department of Agriculture (DA) is bracing for the “more significant effects” of the intensifying El Niño phenomenon on rice production in the first half of next year. This could result in a further decline in local palay output, which is projected to fall by 5 percent to 18.67 million metric tons from […]... Keep on reading: DA braces for full impact of El Niño on rice output
The UNHINGED Take
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The Bottom Line
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from DA braces for full impact of El Niño on rice output: "DA braces for full impact of El Niño on rice output".
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