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Budget watchdog welcomes Dy’s transparency commitment

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·6 Nov, 06:36 am
Budget watchdog welcomes Dy’s transparency commitment — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Speaker Dy vows budget transparency after meeting PBC watchers.

The UNHINGED Take

Dy's ‘transparency’ plan is a peteto play, handing out promises like pre-packed junk food. Reality will still trip the government's circus.

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Dy's ‘transparency’ plan is a peteto play, handing out promises like pre-packed junk food.

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