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Fuel price drop up to P13.50 per liter expected Nov. 10

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·6 Nov, 06:24 am
Fuel price drop up to P13.50 per liter expected Nov. 10 — Philippines
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The Straight Version

MANILA, Philippines — Fuel prices may drop amid renewed optimism that the Middle East war will end after Democrats won control of the United States (US) Congress after the midterm elections. Jetti Petroleum president Leo Bellas said gasoline prices may significantly drop by P12.50 to P13.50 per liter starting Nov. 10. Diesel prices will be cut ranging from P4.30 to P4.50 per liter. Bellas said that while supply disruption fears continued to hound the industry, amid attacks in the Strait of Hormuz and Saudi energy networks, the market was banking on fresh diplomatic efforts to stop the months-long war in the […]... Keep on reading: Fuel price drop up to P13.50 per liter expected Nov. 10

The UNHINGED Take

"Fuel price drop up to P13.50 per liter expected Nov. 10" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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