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Diwali is often remembered for its glowing lamps, colorful celebrations, and tables filled with food shared among family and friends. But for Indian Chef Jyoti Singh of bai Hotel Cebu, the spirit of the Festival of Lights goes beyond a once-a-year occasion. It is about finding happiness in everyday moments and celebrating with the people who matter. This year, CAFÉ bai brings that spirit to Cebu through a special Diwali buffet from November 6 to 8, 2026, featuring Indian dishes prepared by Chef Jyoti. Discover India's regional flavors The buffet highlights dishes drawn from different regions and culinary traditions across India, […]... Keep on reading: Celebrate Diwali Festival of Lights at CAFÉ bai
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