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Cebu City starts first batch of ₱2,500 fuel aid for drivers

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·30 Oct, 07:45 am
Cebu City starts first batch of ₱2,500 fuel aid for drivers — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Cebu City finally released a ₱2,500 fuel subsidy to 465 public transport drivers after months of bureaucratic delays.

The UNHINGED Take

They took months just to hand out spare change that barely covers a tank of gas. This isn't aid, it's a pathetic crumb thrown to keep the jeepney drivers from rioting.

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The Bottom Line

POVERTY PORN ECONOMICS / 10

They took months just to hand out spare change that barely covers a tank of gas.

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