The Straight Version
Cebu City finally released a ₱2,500 fuel subsidy to 465 public transport drivers after months of bureaucratic delays.
The UNHINGED Take
They took months just to hand out spare change that barely covers a tank of gas. This isn't aid, it's a pathetic crumb thrown to keep the jeepney drivers from rioting.

The Bottom Line
POVERTY PORN ECONOMICS / 10
They took months just to hand out spare change that barely covers a tank of gas.
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