The Straight Version
Ilocano communities practice the gulgol ritual by washing in rivers or seas one day after a funeral.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine dragging your grieving family to a freezing river just to perform water aerobics because your dead ancestor told you to. Nothing says closure like catching pneumonia in the name of tradition.
The Bottom Line
ANCESTRAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Imagine dragging your grieving family to a freezing river just to perform water aerobics because your dead ancestor told you to.
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