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PH-based Uzbek beauty vies for 'Model of the Year' award

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·30 Oct, 07:52 am
PH-based Uzbek beauty vies for 'Model of the Year' award — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Uzbek model and pageant contestant Amaliya Shakirova is nominated for Model of the Year at the 2026 Iconic Awards.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says peak Philippines like treating an Uzbek model assisting at a dental clinic as some national hero. Congratulations on winning the award for existing in a country that desperately craves validation.

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The Bottom Line

COLONIAL MENTALITY MAXED / 10

Nothing says peak Philippines like treating an Uzbek model assisting at a dental clinic as some national hero.

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