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Davao de Oro military ready to help police hunt Bato dela Rosa

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·29 Oct, 06:09 am
Davao de Oro military ready to help police hunt Bato dela Rosa — Philippines
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The Straight Version

10th Infantry Division will aid police in arresting Sen. Bato dela Rosa.

The UNHINGED Take

10ID arms PNP to nab Bato dela Rosa—now your own troops are drafted to cuff your country’s biggest perp.

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POLITICAL WASTE / 10

10ID arms PNP to nab Bato dela Rosa—now your own troops are drafted to cuff your country’s biggest perp.

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