The Straight Version
Duterte's defense asks for 25 subpoenas to call witnesses in his unexplained wealth impeachment trial.
The UNHINGED Take
25 rascals queued, only verdict: a selfie of new tax cut. Duterte’s wealth blown bigger than a sinulog float, still no groceries.
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The Bottom Line
DILAPIDATED POWER / 10
25 rascals queued, only verdict: a selfie of new tax cut.
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25 rascals queued, only verdict: a selfie of new tax cut. DILAPIDATED POWER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/defense-in-impeachment-trial-lists-25-witnesses-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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