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Remulla dismisses claims Romualdez left jail as ‘chismis’

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·5 Nov, 03:45 am
Remulla dismisses claims Romualdez left jail as ‘chismis’ — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Remulla calls Romualdez jailbreak rumors chismis, urging CCTV review.

The UNHINGED Take

"Remulla dismisses claims Romualdez left jail as ‘chismis’" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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"Remulla dismisses claims Romualdez left jail as ‘chismis’" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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