The Straight Version
DUMAGUETE CITY — Former University of St. La Salle (USLS) law dean Ralph Sarmiento has turned down an invitation to testify as a defense witness in the impeachment proceedings against Vice President Sara Duterte. Sarmiento said, “Hindi po ako pwede tumestigo as a witness for either side.” (I cannot testify as a witness for either […]... Keep on reading: Ex-law school dean declines to testify as Duterte defense witness
The UNHINGED Take
"Ex-law school dean declines to testify as Duterte defense witness" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Ex-law school dean declines to testify as Duterte defense witness" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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