The Straight Version
Laguna de Bay water levels continue to drop to 11.84 meters due to ongoing El Niño conditions.
The UNHINGED Take
Our massive bathtub is drying up while the LLDA just watches it evaporate like my patience. Keep ignoring the silt and the garbage, maybe the lake will turn into a nice, useless puddle.

The Bottom Line
CLOWN SHOW DISASTER / 10
Our massive bathtub is drying up while the LLDA just watches it evaporate like my patience.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Our massive bathtub is drying up while the LLDA just watches it evaporate like my patience. CLOWN SHOW DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/laguna-de-bay-water-level-drops-to-11 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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