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Laguna de Bay water level drops to 11.84 meters amid El Niño

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·5 Nov, 09:35 am
Laguna de Bay water level drops to 11.84 meters amid El Niño — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Laguna de Bay water levels continue to drop to 11.84 meters due to ongoing El Niño conditions.

The UNHINGED Take

Our massive bathtub is drying up while the LLDA just watches it evaporate like my patience. Keep ignoring the silt and the garbage, maybe the lake will turn into a nice, useless puddle.

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The Bottom Line

CLOWN SHOW DISASTER / 10

Our massive bathtub is drying up while the LLDA just watches it evaporate like my patience.

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