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Manila North sees 660,000 visitors on All Souls’ Day

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·2 Nov, 11:30 am
Manila North sees 660,000 visitors on All Souls’ Day — Philippines
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The Straight Version

660,000 mourners flooded Manila North Cemetery on All Souls’ Day to dodge All Saints’ Day crowds.

The UNHINGED Take

660,000 neck‑family crowding Manila North, jumping the All Saints rush, turned the sealed grounds into a no‑crowd “free‑for‑all” circus, proving even the dead hate front‑lines.

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660,000 neck‑family crowding Manila North, jumping the All Saints rush, turned the sealed grounds into a no‑crowd “free‑for‑all” circus, proving even the dead hate front‑lines.

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660,000 neck‑family crowding Manila North, jumping the All Saints rush, turned the sealed grounds into a no‑crowd “free‑for‑all” circus, proving even the dead hate front‑lines. HELL‑BORN AUDIENCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/manila-north-sees-660-000-visitors-on-al

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