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Philippines to host inaugural Asian U-19 Sepaktakraw Championship

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·2 Nov, 11:20 am
Philippines to host inaugural Asian U-19 Sepaktakraw Championship — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Manila will host the inaugural ASTAF U-19 Asian Sepak Takraw Championship from November 26 to 30, 2026.

The UNHINGED Take

Hosting a kick-volleyball tournament while our infrastructure rots is peak Pinoy delusion. We celebrate silver medals like we invented the sport while the country burns in a giant basket of failure.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10

Hosting a kick-volleyball tournament while our infrastructure rots is peak Pinoy delusion.

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