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Military says NPA leader killed in South Cotabato encounter

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·2 Nov, 11:21 am
Military says NPA leader killed in South Cotabato encounter — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Military forces killed alleged communist leader Noel Pamaong during an operation in South Cotabato last week.

The UNHINGED Take

The military claims a firefight while the rebels cry foul play over a retiree. Both sides are peddling fiction faster than a jeepney driver on a deadline.

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The military claims a firefight while the rebels cry foul play over a retiree.

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