The Straight Version
Military forces killed alleged communist leader Noel Pamaong during an operation in South Cotabato last week.
The UNHINGED Take
The military claims a firefight while the rebels cry foul play over a retiree. Both sides are peddling fiction faster than a jeepney driver on a deadline.

The Bottom Line
CLOWN SHOW SPECTACLE / 10
The military claims a firefight while the rebels cry foul play over a retiree.
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