The Straight Version
Meralco's core profit surged 12% to P45B in the first triple in 2026.
The UNHINGED Take
Meralco, Pangilinan’s fat poncho, licked P45B cash while Manila’s lights stayed on cheap. Betty Siy-Yap is a slick cashier, counting coins while the nation pays in electric dust.
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The Bottom Line
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Meralco, Pangilinan’s fat poncho, licked P45B cash while Manila’s lights stayed on cheap.
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Meralco, Pangilinan’s fat poncho, licked P45B cash while Manila’s lights stayed on cheap. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/meralco-core-profit-jumped-12-to-p45b #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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