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Teodoro seeks ‘expanded’ cooperation as Asean braces for super El Niño

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·28 Oct, 08:30 pm
Teodoro seeks ‘expanded’ cooperation as Asean braces for super El Niño — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Philippine Defense Secretary Teodoro calls for stronger ASEAN cooperation on food and energy amid looming super El Niño.

The UNHINGED Take

Gibo’s “expanded” talk is as empty as the vomit in Manila’s storm shelters; the ASEAN council should stop sniffing drips and actually hand us relief.

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Gibo’s “expanded” talk is as empty as the vomit in Manila’s storm shelters; the ASEAN council should stop sniffing drips and actually hand us relief.

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Gibo’s “expanded” talk is as empty as the vomit in Manila’s storm shelters; the ASEAN council should stop sniffing drips and actually hand us relief. CLEAN DECEIT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/teodoro-seeks-expanded-cooperation-as-asean-braces-for #NZElection2026 #U

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