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PSE nears full PDS Group takeover

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·28 Oct, 06:24 pm
PSE nears full PDS Group takeover — Philippines
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The Straight Version

PSE is squeezing PDS Group into 97.63% ownership, tightening its grip.

The UNHINGED Take

PSE isn’t buying PDS, it’s eating it like mahal na tokwa in a market. Market’s still brackish, ‘KAPIT-COSTO’ sans CEO.

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The Bottom Line

CAPITOL BRAIN ROT / 10

PSE isn’t buying PDS, it’s eating it like mahal na tokwa in a market.

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PSE isn’t buying PDS, it’s eating it like mahal na tokwa in a market. CAPITOL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/pse-nears-full-pds-group-takeover #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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