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Who is Gadi Eisenkot, the man with the best chance to oust Netanyahu?

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·28 Oct, 07:00 pm
Who is Gadi Eisenkot, the man with the best chance to oust Netanyahu? — Philippines
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JERUSALEM — Hawkish, reserved and unpolished, Israel's former military chief has a viable chance of unseating Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. His name is Gadi Eisenkot. And while the votes from Tuesday's election are still being counted, his centrist party, Yashar, along with other opposition allies, has the clearest path to power if they can join […]... Keep on reading: Who is Gadi Eisenkot, the man with the best chance to oust Netanyahu?

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