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NBA: Luka Doncic scores 45, leads Lakers to victory over Raptors

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·2 Nov, 05:13 am
NBA: Luka Doncic scores 45, leads Lakers to victory over Raptors — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Luka Doncic scored 45 points and 15 rebounds to win for Lakers over Raptors.

The UNHINGED Take

Luka's 45 points was pure 'pahinuha', Lakers turned into a circus; Raptors gorged on kiddie BS, you knew.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Luka's 45 points was pure 'pahinuha', Lakers turned into a circus; Raptors gorged on kiddie BS, you knew.

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Luka's 45 points was pure 'pahinuha', Lakers turned into a circus; Raptors gorged on kiddie BS, you knew. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/nba-luka-doncic-scores-45-leads-lakers-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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