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PAL firms up Airbus deal for long-haul growth

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·5 Nov, 02:29 pm
PAL firms up Airbus deal for long-haul growth — Philippines
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The Straight Version

MANILA, Philippines — Despite the turbulent skies facing it and other airlines, Philippine Airlines (PAL) is staying the course with its long-haul expansion, as it finalized on Thursday a deal for up to 14 additional Airbus A350-1000 aircraft. The Lucio Tan-led flag carrier signed definitive agreements with European aircraft manufacturer Airbus and engine maker Rolls-Royce for nine A350-1000 jets, with purchase rights for five more. The signing formalized commitments first announced at the Farnborough International Airshow in July, which brought PAL's total firm A350-1000 orders to 18 aircraft. READ: PAL to increase North America flights PAL expects to take delivery of […]... Keep on reading: PAL firms up Airbus deal for long-haul growth

The UNHINGED Take

"PAL firms up Airbus deal for long-haul growth" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"PAL firms up Airbus deal for long-haul growth" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"PAL firms up Airbus deal for long-haul growth" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/pal-firms-up-airbus-deal-for-long-haul #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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