The Straight Version
Alleiah Malaluan sparked PLDT’s win over Creamline, extending their streak to three.
The UNHINGED Take
PLDT’s victory? Shocked everybody except the lair of corporate sponsors who cheer only when phone bills balloon. Malaluan’s serve looks more like a PR stunt than a volleyball match.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // PLDT HOT SERVEGIF
The Bottom Line
PROTOCOL FAILURE / 10
PLDT’s victory?
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
PLDT’s victory? PROTOCOL FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/pvl-alleiah-malaluan-finds-her-groove-as-pldt #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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