The Straight Version
SM Supermalls launched SM Active to consolidate its sports and wellness programs across its nationwide shopping mall network.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking a trip to the mall constitutes an athletic lifestyle. It is just a desperate ploy to keep people walking past the food court long enough to empty their wallets.
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The Bottom Line
CONSUMERIST DELUSION / 10
Imagine thinking a trip to the mall constitutes an athletic lifestyle.
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