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Stricter checks for cargo from Laos after P1.36-B drug seizure

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·5 Nov, 09:52 pm
Stricter checks for cargo from Laos after P1.36-B drug seizure — Philippines
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MANILA, Philippines — All shipments from Laos will be flagged for stricter inspection amid concerns that these may be concealing illegal drugs, Interior Secretary Jonvic Remulla said on Thursday. “So now, we’re going to flag all shipments coming from Laos—we’ll check if there are actually drugs involved—because what they do is hide them when they’re […]... Keep on reading: Stricter checks for cargo from Laos after P1.36-B drug seizure

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