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Various sectors call for restraint amid recent China-PH exchanges

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·2 Nov, 11:05 am
Various sectors call for restraint amid recent China-PH exchanges — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Various Philippine sectors are pleading for diplomatic restraint amid escalating maritime tensions with China.

The UNHINGED Take

These spineless cowards are begging to negotiate with a wolf while their own backyard is being looted. Absolute national embarrassment that prioritizes profit margins over our own territorial integrity.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL COWARDICE / 10

These spineless cowards are begging to negotiate with a wolf while their own backyard is being looted.

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These spineless cowards are begging to negotiate with a wolf while their own backyard is being looted. TOTAL COWARDICE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/various-sectors-call-for-restraint-amid-recent-china #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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