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Walang Pasok: Class suspensions on Friday (Nov. 6) due to high heat index

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·5 Nov, 09:37 am
Walang Pasok: Class suspensions on Friday (Nov. 6) due to high heat index — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Classes are suspended in parts of the Philippines due to extreme heat and scheduled power outages.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine paying taxes to boil in your own classroom while the grid gives up like a lazy housemaid. The DepEd is just handing out free heatstroke diplomas again.

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THIRD WORLD TRAGEDY / 10

Imagine paying taxes to boil in your own classroom while the grid gives up like a lazy housemaid.

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Imagine paying taxes to boil in your own classroom while the grid gives up like a lazy housemaid. THIRD WORLD TRAGEDY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/walang-pasok-class-suspensions-on-friday-nov-6 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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