The Straight Version
Usman Khawaja says the whole Aussie squad knew about Sandpapergate; only Smith, Warner, Bancroft were culpable, sent home.
The UNHINGED Take
Aussie confederacy plays dirty like end-season kebabs, yalla Khawaja rattles sand; squad still baffled. Cricket now a sandcastle of liars.
The Bottom Line
DISGUSTING CRICKET LIES / 10
Aussie confederacy plays dirty like end-season kebabs, yalla Khawaja rattles sand; squad still baffled.
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