The Straight Version
WASHINGTON: After Toronto outfielder Anthony Santander shared a series of anti-Muslim videos on his social media account, the Blue Jays issued a statement Thursday distancing the team from the right fielder’s posts. The Islamophobic posts on his Instagram story included a video, which was taken down Thursday morning, claiming that “America voted for Sharia Last Night!” with an image of Michigan senator-elect Abdul El-Sayed, according to reports. The Michigan-born El-Sayed, the son of
The UNHINGED Take
"Jays issue statement on Anthony Santander’s anti-Muslim posts" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Jays issue statement on Anthony Santander’s anti-Muslim posts" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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