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Jays issue statement on Anthony Santander’s anti-Muslim posts

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·7 Nov, 01:21 am
Jays issue statement on Anthony Santander’s anti-Muslim posts — Saudi Arabia
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WASHINGTON: After Toronto outfielder Anthony Santander ‌shared a series of anti-Muslim videos on his social media account, the Blue Jays ​issued a statement Thursday distancing the team from the right fielder’s posts. The Islamophobic posts on his Instagram story included a video, which was taken down Thursday morning, claiming that “America voted for Sharia Last Night!” with an image ‌of Michigan ‌senator-elect Abdul El-Sayed, according ​to reports. The ‌Michigan-born ⁠El-Sayed, ​the son ⁠of

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"Jays issue statement on Anthony Santander’s anti-Muslim posts" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Jays issue statement on Anthony Santander’s anti-Muslim posts" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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