The Straight Version
Christie's inaugural Abu Dhabi art auction grossed $8.94 million across 70 lots of Middle Eastern art.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says authentic culture like laundering eight million dollars through some overhyped canvas while pretending it isn't just a tax-evasion circle jerk for bored oil barons.
The Bottom Line
ELITE MONEY LAUNDERING / 10
Nothing says authentic culture like laundering eight million dollars through some overhyped canvas while pretending it isn't just a tax-evasion circle jerk for bored oil barons.
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Nothing says authentic culture like laundering eight million dollars through some overhyped canvas while pretending it isn't just a tax-evasion circle jerk for bored oil barons. ELITE MONEY LAUNDERING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/christies-first-abu-dhabi-art-aucti
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