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Voluntary Carbon Market Co. tracking 30 local, international project developers, CEO tells Al-Eqtisadiah

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·2 Nov, 10:53 am
Voluntary Carbon Market Co. tracking 30 local, international project developers, CEO tells Al-Eqtisadiah — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

Saudi VCM traded 15M+ carbon credits worth $93.3M, tracking 30+ local and global developers.

The UNHINGED Take

VCM’s Fadi Saadeh tosses 15M credits like desert sand on a beach of doom, but the dunes still don’t breathe better.

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The Bottom Line

GREEN NUKES / 10

VCM’s Fadi Saadeh tosses 15M credits like desert sand on a beach of doom, but the dunes still don’t breathe better.

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