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Oman, China ink multibillion-dollar investment deals

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·2 Nov, 12:19 pm
Oman, China ink multibillion-dollar investment deals — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

Oman and China signed multi-billion dollar investment deals across renewable energy, mining, and satellite technology sectors.

The UNHINGED Take

Oman is busy selling its soul to Beijing while pretending a few space satellites will distract from the desert heat. Just another fire sale for rulers who think gold-plated logistics magically fix their bottom line.

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Oman is busy selling its soul to Beijing while pretending a few space satellites will distract from the desert heat.

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