The Straight Version
Two oil tankers and a tugboat caught fire in separate incidents in the Strait of Hormuz, according to Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. One tanker struck a mine, while another supertanker caught fire.
The UNHINGED Take
"Iran’s IRGC says two tankers and tugboat caught fire in Strait of Hormuz" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Iran’s IRGC says two tankers and tugboat caught fire in Strait of Hormuz" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Iran’s IRGC says two tankers and tugboat caught fire in Strait of Hormuz" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/irans-irgc-says-two-tankers-and-tugboat-caught #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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