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BMW warns on profits as it counts cost of plan for 8,000 job cuts

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Aftonbladet·4 Nov, 11:58 am
BMW warns on profits as it counts cost of plan for 8,000 job cuts — Sweden
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The Straight Version

BMW issued a second profit warning this year while cutting 8,000 jobs due to Chinese competition.

The UNHINGED Take

Germany’s finest engineering pride is officially a museum piece, getting absolutely bodied by cheap Chinese knockoffs while the suits axe 8,000 jobs to pay for their own colossal incompetence.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE CORPORATE SUICIDE / 10

Germany’s finest engineering pride is officially a museum piece, getting absolutely bodied by cheap Chinese knockoffs while the suits axe 8,000 jobs to pay for their own colossal incompetence.

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Germany’s finest engineering pride is officially a museum piece, getting absolutely bodied by cheap Chinese knockoffs while the suits axe 8,000 jobs to pay for their own colossal incompetence. ABSOLUTE CORPORATE SUICIDE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/bmw-warns-on-pro

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