The Straight Version
BMW issued a second profit warning this year while cutting 8,000 jobs due to Chinese competition.
The UNHINGED Take
Germany’s finest engineering pride is officially a museum piece, getting absolutely bodied by cheap Chinese knockoffs while the suits axe 8,000 jobs to pay for their own colossal incompetence.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CORPORATE SUICIDE / 10
Germany’s finest engineering pride is officially a museum piece, getting absolutely bodied by cheap Chinese knockoffs while the suits axe 8,000 jobs to pay for their own colossal incompetence.
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Germany’s finest engineering pride is officially a museum piece, getting absolutely bodied by cheap Chinese knockoffs while the suits axe 8,000 jobs to pay for their own colossal incompetence. ABSOLUTE CORPORATE SUICIDE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/bmw-warns-on-pro
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