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Sharp objects found in Halloween sweets in three European nations

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Expressen·4 Nov, 12:34 pm
Sharp objects found in Halloween sweets in three European nations — Sweden
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The Straight Version

Sharp objects were found in Halloween sweets across Austria, Germany, and Hungary, injuring a nine-year-old girl.

The UNHINGED Take

Peak European hospitality involves feeding children needles instead of candy. It is a spectacular way to turn a sugar rush into a tetanus shot.

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PSYCHOPATHIC GARBAGE / 10

Peak European hospitality involves feeding children needles instead of candy.

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