The Straight Version
Indonesian troops are occupying Jakarta after allegations that the president's chief of staff was illegally wiretapped.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says stable democracy like deploying the military because someone finally heard the president's inner monologue. Jakarta is now a high-stakes game of paranoia and bugged telephone lines.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL SECURITY COLLAPSE / 10
Nothing says stable democracy like deploying the military because someone finally heard the president's inner monologue.
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